After a Week 2 filled with upsets, heartbreakers, and Yahoo projections that aged worse than milk in the sun, the Sack Pack turns the page to Week 3. Matchups are heating up, rivalries are brewing, and some teams already look desperate for redemption. Here’s what’s on tap this week: Astrocats vs Go BirdsThe Cats are... Continue Reading →
Week 2 in the Sack Pack brought chaos, heartbreak, and a whole lot of head-scratching. Yahoo’s crystal ball was way off this time, with nearly half the matchups going in the opposite direction of the projections. Here’s how the week shook out: Astrocats 109.76 – Scumbags 103.88Astrocats claw their way to a narrow win, proving... Continue Reading →
Week 2 is here, and the Sack Pack is back in action! After an exciting Week 1 full of blowouts, nailbiters, and some managers who might still be recovering from the waiver wire, the matchups this week promise even more drama. Here’s what’s on the docket: Week 2 Matchups Lollipop Guild 🆚 Red Hot Lover... Continue Reading →
The 2025 season kicked off with a bang, and Week 1 did not disappoint. We had some close calls, some blowouts, and a few managers who might already be regretting their draft strategies. Biggest Blowout of the Week Mean Hawks (104.56) over Regis Island (48.12) — a 56.44 point thrashing.Word on the street is that... Continue Reading →
Here we go, coaches — the wait is over. Season 10 of Sack Pack Fantasy Football officially kicks off tonight, Thursday, Sept 4 @ 8:20PM ET. Rosters are set, trash talk is brewing, and it’s time to see who starts hot out of the gate. Week 1 Matchups 🔥 🍭 Lollipop Guild vs The Convicts... Continue Reading →
The 2025 Draft is in the books, and Yahoo has thoughts. According to the almighty prediction machine: 🥇 Fighting Fistula (A+) – projected record 11-2-0, total points 1588.25 🥇 Snoochie Boochies (A+) – projected record 12-1-0, total points 1574.7 Pretty tight at the top, with these two battling for number one the whole way, but... Continue Reading →
We’ve got two new coaches joining the Sack Pack this season: Damian takes the field with the Ixian Machines 🤖 Darin brings the heat with The Convicts 🔒 Welcome aboard — may your trash talk be strong and your benches deep. 🚨 Draft Details Online Draft starts at 9:00 AM sharp Draft “room” opens at... Continue Reading →
Last season, we put our Weekly Winners tradition on pause. The old format, where each week had a different achievement, like “highest scoring loser,” was fun but also random, and it created a huge tracking workload for your ever-dedicated Commissioner. Without Weekly Winners, the Sack Pack Awards Ceremony lost some of its sparkle. That’s why... Continue Reading →
Posted by The Commissioner Ladies and gentlemen, fantasy football degenerates of all ages... There’s a new door in the Sack Pack Fantasy Football League.You won’t find it on the website. You won’t see it in the Discord. Because you’re not invited. This is the Hall of Fame: The Gold Jacket Club.An exclusive, private, hidden Discord... Continue Reading →
Hey Sack Packers, I know your summer calendars are packed—if you’re even half as cool as I am, people have been fighting for your time well into September. But, due to an overwhelming number family plans in August, we must accept he inevitable. THE 2025 SACK PACK DRAFT IS GOING ONLINE. The Details 📅 Date:... Continue Reading →
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