The 2025 season kicked off with a bang, and Week 1 did not disappoint. We had some close calls, some blowouts, and a few managers who might already be regretting their draft strategies.

Biggest Blowout of the Week
Mean Hawks (104.56) over Regis Island (48.12) — a 56.44 point thrashing.
Word on the street is that Regis Island’s manager was literally on a beach this week and forgot the season had started. Based on the final score, we probably didn’t need that confirmed.
Storylines to Watch
- Go Birds takes flight (again): With 114.76 points and the top perch in the standings, the defending champs are eyeing a threepeat. Can anyone clip their wings this season?
- Lollipop Guild brings the sugar rush: A strong opening win by 40+ points shows they’re here to play.
- Shady Bradys bounce back early: After a rough season last year, Week 1 gives hope for a turnaround.
- The middle pack is tight: Just ask Fighting Fistula, who fell short by less than 5 points against the Amazons. Those nailbiters will add up by playoff time.
The Season Begins
It’s only Week 1, but momentum is already building. The veterans are flexing, the rookies are learning, and everyone’s eyes are on that trophy. Whether you’re flying high like Go Birds or licking your wounds like Regis Island, one thing’s for sure, this season is wide open.
Here’s to a competitive, fun, and drama-filled Sack Pack Fantasy season!
Standings After Week 1
- Go Birds (1-0)
- Lollipop Guild (1-0)
- Scumbags (1-0)
- Shady Bradys (1-0)
- Mean Hawks (1-0)
- Red Hot Lover (1-0)
- Amazons (1-0)
- Ixian Machines (0-1)
- Snoochie Boochies (0-1)
- Fighting Fistula (0-1)
- Astrocats (0-1)
- The Convicts (0-1)
- RG3POs (0-1)
- Regis Island (0-1)

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