Sack Pack Week 2 Recap: Upsets Galore

Week 2 in the Sack Pack brought chaos, heartbreak, and a whole lot of head-scratching. Yahoo’s crystal ball was way off this time, with nearly half the matchups going in the opposite direction of the projections.

Here’s how the week shook out:

• Astrocats 109.76 – Scumbags 103.88
  Astrocats claw their way to a narrow win, proving that even the Scumbags can’t drag them down.
• Shady Bradys 124.20 – Fighting Fistula 140.20
  The Fistula fought hard and came out swinging, handing the Bradys a reality check in a high-scoring showdown.
• Mean Hawks 85.70 – Convicts 87.90
  Ugly, scrappy, low-scoring… but Convicts eke out a win by just 2.2 points. Sometimes surviving is all that matters.
• Ixian Machines 111.98 – Snoochie Boochies 111.40
  Game of the week! The Machines grind out a razor-thin victory by less than a single point. Somewhere Snoochie is crying into their stash.
• Go Birds 90.92 – RG3POs 99.24
  RG3POs put the droids to work and slip past the Birds, who just couldn’t quite get off the ground.
• Amazons 104.24 – Regis Island 115.58
  The Island may have rescued their season, holding off the Amazons with a balanced attack. Regis might actually be building something scary here.
• Lollipop Guild 58.54 – Red Hot Lover 90.64
  Ouch. The biggest blowout of the week came courtesy of Red Hot Lover, who crushed by 32.1 points. And before anyone asks—yes, Lollipop Guild did set a lineup. Four of her players just decided to cosplay as piles of shit instead of playing football. Brutal.

Highlights & Low Blows

• Biggest Blowout: Red Hot Lover over Lollipop Guild (+32.1)
• Closest Match: Ixian Machines sneaking past Snoochie Boochies (0.58 margin!)
• Yahoo’s Shame: Projections went sideways in 5 out of 7 games. Never trust the robots.

Week 2 gave us upsets, heartbreak, and the kind of nail-biters that make this league fun.